Why Twitter Sucks
Other May 18th, 2007
Why does everybody LOVE twitter?! Give me a break! I’ve finally found somebody (James Thomas) at CenterNetworks, who hates twitter as much as me. His article goes on to talk about an alternative, Corel Wordperfect Lightning, but that’s not what I want to talk about.
The Reasons I Hate Twitter:
- I don’t give a crap about what other people are doing. If you’re bored enough to go on twitter, then why would I care about your boring life?
- Every other 2 posts are in another language. I don’t know what language it is, but I do know that 99% of the time I can’t read 65% of the text on Twitter.
- The Cutesy layout. The layout is all “bubbly” and light-blue and it just makes me sick. If I didn’t know any better I would think I was signing up for Hello Kitty Online!
- I can make it. This has got to be the simplest startup to write. I can do this in a day in PHP and MySQL.
I know Twitter isn’t anything new, but James’ article rekindled my hatred for Twitter once again and I had to share it.
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May 19th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Same here, i dont see what the point in microblogging.
May 20th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Hmm … I should do a better job of marketing my site
I had a less-angry version of the same thing back in March ( http://www.j2fi.net/2007/03/06/another-short-lived-fad/).
That said, I haven’t seen any valid use for Twitter, either. But then, I don’t see a valid use for half the stuff online that seems to be trendy.
June 16th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I can’t see the point to it either
http://www.mneylon.com/blog/archives/2007/03/14/twitter-is-dumb-more-bubble-20-junk/
August 17th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Couldn’t find any contact info so I’m posting this here.
Like the site. Came in from KillerStartups. Have to say i like suckystartups better. It’s good for a laugh.
Wondering why you are using a blog as your CMS instead of pligg like KillerStartups uses. Any reason?
Good luck to you.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:13 am
I found Twitter more than a year ago when I had a similar idea to it. I would have been glad if it had actually been done as I would have liked it. But, NO!, they needed to make it *social*… that screwed the whole thing.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Join the Twitter Must Die group on facebook. Here’s a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4FuOZQKRtE