Blabnote: Thank goodness it’s the only voice social network.

Posted by Me on May 17th, 2008

Blabnote

You gotta give these guys and gals credit for being funny! That’s hilarious–a voice social network. Perhaps the only slower and worse thing than working on a mobile phone browser is trying to navigate voice recognition. This is gonna be great. I can’t wait until they get out of “private beta!”

Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆

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Gigaom forgot one crucial step

Posted by Me on May 9th, 2008

Here, Gigaom discusses the lifecycle of a startup. But they forgot one crucial step:

Being featured on SuckyStartups!!!

One day an entrepreneur is chatting with his friends, gets an idea, writes about the idea on his or her blog, and then starts coding. A few weeks or possibly days, a beta — increasingly a euphemism for a not-fully-thought-out-product — emerges.

THE LAUNCH
Then the buzz builds and the company opens up the beta far and wide. Maybe TechCrunch, ReadWriteWeb, WebWorkerDaily or WebWare write about the product.

The missing sentence:
“Then SuckyStartups blogs about it, telling it like it is. No differentiation. Me too. No business model. No chance.”

THEN…

LAUNCH A SOCIAL NETWORK WIDGET
If the user adoption press releases, the widget and subsequent coverage can’t get your site growing again, it’s time for the big guns…the open API.

In between

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Yocial–They Mixed Business and Pleasure

Posted by Me on April 1st, 2008

Yocial

They should have listened to the old adage… 

Yocial’s whole shtick is having a single site to have both work and personal friends.

Now your colleagues at work can see how you spend your drunken after-work hours. And your friends can see how you’re a corporate drone from 9:15 to 4:45. Great. What innovation!

Update: so, apparently, you can keep your two sets of friends separate. I’ll stick with facebook and linkedin personally.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

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My Pet Peeve - Pet-Files.com

Posted by Me on December 16th, 2007

This is good…a social network for pets! I’ve seen it all now.

Pet Files 

The thing is, there ain’t anything more to say…enjoy…

Rating: ★★★★★

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DumpUSA is closing all their retail stores

Posted by Me on December 8th, 2007

compusa screenshot

They ain’t a startup, but it’s worth a mention anyway…CompUSA is closing all their stores. I wonder what took ‘em so long. I remember getting my 386 there and upgrading the RAM from 4 to 8MB. Good times. Even then, the employees didn’t know what they were talking about.

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Google

Posted by Me on December 3rd, 2007

Google - A Sucky Startup

Just kidding–Google rocks.

 

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