TheNextWeb: 15 Dumbest Names for Web 2.0 Startups

Posted by Me on October 13th, 2008

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This was a great post by TheNextWeb!15 Dumbest Names

Some of my favorites from the list:

  • ooVoo — what the hell were they thinking??!?? 
  • Oooooc.com — hehe, I’m imagining them spelling it to people over the phone…”o-o-o-o-o…”
  • Jiglu — I’m just a Jiglu…

  • I’d like to add a few of my own:

  • Twitter — Twitter? I barely even…
  • KidZui — On TechCrunch today! They should be censored on name alone.
  • Pownce — Pownce iz sillee and dum
  • Joost — Joost haz it all rong too
  • Flickr — I barely… …and it reminds me of the early 2000s RAZR… 
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    SkyDeck — Raises $3MM to **ENHANCE MY PHONE BILL**???!!!!

    Posted by Me on September 30th, 2008

    SkyDeck


    In their own words, SkyDeck helps you keep track of your cell phone calls and text messages. Check who called you yesterday and how long it’s been since you spoke.


    Ahem…maybe it’s just me, but I already use an amazing tool to see who I’ve texted and called. It’s called MY PHONE! :)


    They go on to say why I’ll love the service:


    1. GET AN INBOX FOR YOUR CALLS — because my recent calls ain’t enough


    2. DISCOVER YOUR TRUE SOCIAL NETWORK — because I don’t know who I talk with…


    3. GET A SMARTER ADDRESS BOOK — because I want to look at a website instead of use my address book


    4. SEARCH YOUR CALLS — I always wanted to search my calls…finally, I can!


    5. NEVER GO OVER AGAIN — OK, this might be useful for some


    6. TRACK YOUR EXPENSES — QUICKEN? MINT? SKYDECK?!?


    7. SECURE AND PRIVATE


    8. FREE — Sounds like a great money-maker!

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    Rule #1: don’t invest in companies that have names that end in *ster

    Posted by Me on September 26th, 2008

    Cramster


    Cramster, an online study community, just raised a series A round of funding. Our economy is sliding off the face of the earth and VCs are still funding *ster companies?!?!?!?!?!?! Didn’t VCs stop funding *space metoo companies like a hundred years ago? Even *tube ripoffs have died down in the last 50 years. It’s even been a few months since I’ve seen a VC fund a company that’s missings vwls in its name. What’s next—a new round of *soft fundings?

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    Who’s TurnTo going to Turn To when there’s no revenue

    Posted by Me on September 14th, 2008

    TurnTo Screenshot


    TurnTo is a service where you can ask friends for help. The way it works is they sign up “great partners” (their words) to put a widget on their site. They current have four, top-tier Internet brands including the famous Angara, the household name CompSource, the very well-respected Earthwatch, and Fortune 100 Teavana. If you’re one of the four people that sign up and happen to use one of the partners’ sites and also have a friend that meets those requirements, you are now really hooked up!!!! You are now uniquely in a position to ask for their help using this service. “Should I get the medium or large size?”….wait….”Uhh…large, I guess”….”Great!”


    This is the web’s next killer app!

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    If only people would just read this blog instead of listening to hype, we’d avoid the “Pownce Effect”

    Posted by Me on August 31st, 2008

    http://startonomics.com/blog/the-startup-think-tank-how-to-avoid-the-pownce-effect/

    I called Pownce stupid well over a year ago. It’s still stupid. Who cares that Kevin Rose started it? I have my own advice above and beyond what startonomics.com has. I call it my top 3 rules.


    1) Have a good and differentiated product


    2) Have a good and differentiated product


    3) Have a good and differentiated product


    hehe…as I went to get a screenshot, Pownce was down! They are taking after Twitter in more ways than one!!!!!

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    AWWWWW MAAAAAN, YAHOO’S SHUTTING DOWN MASH. That’s my most useful and favoritest social network!

    Posted by Me on August 30th, 2008

    Mash is shutting down


    Mash is shutting down. What a bummer! It was such a differentiated and unique social networking service. And it was so young–not even out of private beta with limited “invite only” accounts! What is Yahoo thinking?!?!?

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